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Subtle ribbing at the collar and cuffs keeps the shape wash after wash, while the tear away neck label prevents irritation so the design and the message stay comfortable all day.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWearers will appreciate the thoughtful build: a midweight 50\/50 cotton-poly blend that drapes without feeling heavy, tubular knit for a smooth silhouette, and reinforced double needle stitching at stress points for long lasting wear. The printed inner label and wrist details are applied with DTF, and the main art uses DTG for crisp color and detail. Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO-TEX®–certified dyes add extra peace of mind for conscientious shoppers.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Embroidery: center chest\u003cbr\u003e- Midweight 50\/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) with color options \u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed knit collar for a smooth fit and shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- Durable double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs\u003cbr\u003e- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; main prints done with DTG; OEKO-TEX® certified dyes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dry clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px; height: 206px;\" width=\"753\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; 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